{"id":297,"date":"2007-05-04T17:43:52","date_gmt":"2007-05-05T00:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/?p=297"},"modified":"2014-06-11T02:38:57","modified_gmt":"2014-06-11T09:38:57","slug":"yucca-juice-revisted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/yucca-juice-revisted","title":{"rendered":"Yucca Juice Revisted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now for this to work think back 2yrs and picture the Phx heat and rollin in the Grandma mobile&#8230;.all set&#8230;great. This was the post that kicked of gap between Xanga and the original DjMgyx.net.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also the only post form liquidheaven.net that i want to keep before the domain expires or I take the entire thing down..<\/p>\n<div class=\"content\">After recovering from the Memorial Day bash<br \/>\nwith the \u201cOld Skool\u201d crew I managed to for the most part remember how<br \/>\nto make what Mike\u2019s uncle Brian calls \u201cYucca Juice\u201d. And opted that I<br \/>\njust couldn\u2019t wait for another 3 day weekend to try and make a batch of<br \/>\nmy own, so instead I opted to throw another Midnight BBQ.The Midnight BBQ is something I\u2019d been doing for about 4 months when<br \/>\nI wrote this. Since most of the people I hung out with worked the same<br \/>\nschedule i.e. fucked up compared to the rest of the world, I started<br \/>\nhaving peeps over right after work on Saturdays, and one thing led to<br \/>\nanother and soon the Midnight BBQ came about. Obviously it\u2019s called the<br \/>\nMidnight BBQ because we get off work at Midnight, and go straight to<br \/>\nthe house and light the grill and mix up some drinks.This Midnight BBQ was a bit different though, since I had 2 new<br \/>\nroommates, Will and Chris, and the fact that I got to try out my own<br \/>\ntechnique of making Yucca Juice.<\/p>\n<p>Memorial Day weekend we made a batch in the traditional manner that<br \/>\nMike\u2019s uncle showed us which is fairly easy. The whole batch will cost<br \/>\nabout $30 altogether and that includes buying the all the supplies, and<br \/>\ntrust me it will be well worth it.<\/p>\n<p>Ingredients:<\/p>\n<p>\u00bd Gallon of Vodka (Smirnoff works best but any will do)<br \/>\n6 Lemons<br \/>\n1 Orange<br \/>\n1 Gallon sealable glass jar (like one of those you probably make tea with in the summer)<br \/>\n1 Bag of ice<br \/>\n1 Cup of sugar<br \/>\n1 Plastic bag or some plastic wrap<\/p>\n<p>Preparation:<\/p>\n<p>Cut the lemons into halves and as Brian would say \u201cSqueeze the shit<br \/>\nout em\u201d in the jar. Yeah I said in the jar, so make sure you get one<br \/>\nyour hand can fit into. Don\u2019t worry about the rind and seeds, just<br \/>\nsqueeze all the juice out of the halves and leave them in the jar.<\/p>\n<p>Cut the oranges into quarters and do the same. Remember to leave every thing in the jar.<\/p>\n<p>Drop in the cup of sugar, and if you want mix it up a bit with a wooden spoon, but the mixing is not really necessary.<\/p>\n<p>Pack the jar to the top with ice, then crush it down with a spoon,<br \/>\nladle, whatever may be present and pack in more ice till no more will<br \/>\nfit. Don\u2019t overfill or the jar won\u2019 seal.<\/p>\n<p>Now pour in the vodka so it fill the jar completely.<\/p>\n<p>Put a plastic bag or some plastic wrap over the top of the jar and<br \/>\nthen screw on the top tightly. It\u2019s usually best to double or triple<br \/>\nthe layers of plastic to make a tight seal, but don\u2019t over do it, or<br \/>\nthe top won\u2019t screw on securely.<\/p>\n<p>Mixing: &#8211; Now here\u2019s where my style and the traditional style vary<\/p>\n<p>Traditional way:<\/p>\n<p>Wrap the jar in a beach towel tightly and proceed to shake for 1<br \/>\nhour. Yes that\u2019s right 1 hour, that\u2019s why I modified these steps to fit<br \/>\nmy style. The jar needs to be shaken vigorously so that everything<br \/>\nmixes well together. The best way to do this is the shake it emulates a<br \/>\nsee saw, the only issue with this is that if your by yourself trust me<br \/>\nwhen I say your arms well get tired after about 15 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Dj Mgyx\u2019s way:<\/p>\n<p>Wrap the jar in a beach towel tightly around the side of the jar,<br \/>\nthen wrap another over the top and bottom of the jar. Try and make the<br \/>\nwraps as tight as possible and then tape the whole thing down so it<br \/>\ncan\u2019t fall apart, I went a little over board on this part so one tape<br \/>\nwrap at the top and one at the bottom should suffice.<\/p>\n<p>Now place the wrap in plastic bag of its own, kind of like the ones<br \/>\nyou\u2019d get at a grocery store, you want to put this in place as a<br \/>\nsecurity measure in case the jar breaks between making the batch and<br \/>\ndrinking the batch.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s the fun part, grab an old comforter the thicker the better,<br \/>\nand wrap the comforter securely around the jar. Now place the whole<br \/>\nbundle in a dryer (one that has a no heat option), place the bundle in<br \/>\nso that it is standing upright and when the dryer turns it will turn<br \/>\nthe jar end over end. And now for the easy part set the dryer for at<br \/>\nleast 1 hour or if it\u2019s like mine set it for 30 min and when it\u2019s done<br \/>\nset it to run 2nd time.<\/p>\n<p>Now since my way usually used when I\u2019m cooking or doing other things<br \/>\nI usually don\u2019t crack open the jar until all is said and done, so if<br \/>\nyou have people around pull out the bundle and take the inner bundle<br \/>\nout. You can at this point crack open the seal and start serving or<br \/>\npass the jar around and continue shaking until it\u2019s ready to be served,<br \/>\noverall the more shaking involved the better.<\/p>\n<p>How does it taste you may ask, that\u2019s easy, like ice cold lemonade,<br \/>\nwhich it\u2019s greatest feature and downfall at the same time, because<br \/>\nafter a few drinks you\u2019ll forget there\u2019s nothing more than vodka and<br \/>\nlemon juice in that cool refreshing drinking you\u2019re tossing back, as<br \/>\nBrian put it \u201cit\u2019ll turn a small gathering into a raging party\u201d, and<br \/>\nit\u2019s so smooth that yes even the ladies will like it.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve already experimented a bit with this my mixing a half glass of<br \/>\nthe yucca juice with a half glass of Berry Sky Vodka and Sprite Remix.<br \/>\nAt 1st I thought it would taste kind of funky, but after a few sips<br \/>\nfrom myself and the rest of the crew, everyone agreed the concoction<br \/>\nwas just as good if not better that the Yucca Juice itself. This little<br \/>\nmix is definitely a good mix if you have some light drinkers in the<br \/>\ncrowd.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-297\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/yucca-juice-revisted?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-google-plus-1\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"sharing-google-297\" class=\"share-google-plus-1 sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/yucca-juice-revisted?share=google-plus-1\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Google+\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-297\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/yucca-juice-revisted?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/yucca-juice-revisted?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class='sharedaddy sd-block sd-like jetpack-likes-widget-wrapper jetpack-likes-widget-unloaded' id='like-post-wrapper-1235658-297-69e36174054bc' data-src='\/\/widgets.wp.com\/likes\/#blog_id=1235658&amp;post_id=297&amp;origin=djmgyx.net&amp;obj_id=1235658-297-69e36174054bc' data-name='like-post-frame-1235658-297-69e36174054bc'><h3 class='sd-title'>Like this:<\/h3><div class='likes-widget-placeholder post-likes-widget-placeholder' style='height:55px'><span class='button'><span>Like<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"loading\">Loading...<\/span><\/div><span class='sd-text-color'><\/span><a class='sd-link-color'><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now for this to work think back 2yrs and picture the Phx heat and rollin in the Grandma mobile&#8230;.all set&#8230;great. This was the post that kicked of gap between Xanga and the original DjMgyx.net. It&#8217;s also the only post form &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/yucca-juice-revisted\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yucca Juice Revisted<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-297\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/yucca-juice-revisted?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-google-plus-1\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"sharing-google-297\" class=\"share-google-plus-1 sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/yucca-juice-revisted?share=google-plus-1\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Google+\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-297\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/yucca-juice-revisted?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/yucca-juice-revisted?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class='sharedaddy sd-block sd-like jetpack-likes-widget-wrapper jetpack-likes-widget-unloaded' id='like-post-wrapper-1235658-297-69e3617407a19' data-src='\/\/widgets.wp.com\/likes\/#blog_id=1235658&amp;post_id=297&amp;origin=djmgyx.net&amp;obj_id=1235658-297-69e3617407a19' data-name='like-post-frame-1235658-297-69e3617407a19'><h3 class='sd-title'>Like this:<\/h3><div class='likes-widget-placeholder post-likes-widget-placeholder' style='height:55px'><span class='button'><span>Like<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"loading\">Loading...<\/span><\/div><span class='sd-text-color'><\/span><a class='sd-link-color'><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2277,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2278,"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions\/2278"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}