{"id":82,"date":"2001-11-07T03:46:00","date_gmt":"2001-11-07T10:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/?p=82"},"modified":"2001-11-07T03:46:00","modified_gmt":"2001-11-07T10:46:00","slug":"wednesday-november-7-2001-at-0846-pm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/wednesday-november-7-2001-at-0846-pm","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday November 7, 2001 at 08:46 pm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well no weird dreams last night, at least that I can remember. But my friend Katy sent me another kewl lil somthin. It amazes me she has the time to even email when she&#8217;s in graduate school and plannin her wedding.<\/p>\n<p>A True Friend: <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>When you are sad, &#8230;I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>When you are blue, &#8230;I&#8217;ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>When you smile, &#8230;I&#8217;ll know you finally got laid. <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>When you are scared, &#8230;I will rag you about it every chance I get. <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>When you are worried, &#8230;I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>When you are confused, &#8230;I will use little words to explain it to your dumb butt. <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>When you are sick, &#8230;stay away from me until you&#8217;re well again. I don&#8217;t want whatever you have. <\/p>\n<p>When you fall, &#8230;I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>PS A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah I know it&#8217;s from some lil chain letter but it&#8217;s still amusing when u erase all that &#8220;email to at least&#8230;&#8221; crap from it.<\/p>\n<p>So what&#8217;s goin on huh, well my job is boring as hell&#8230;at least the training is. Somehow i got sucked into providing half the class with some programs i have, wihout even offering it to anyone. Well oh well it&#8217;s not like i much else to do. <\/p>\n<p>Went shopping on the way home from work to get a DiamondBacks T-shirt since it&#8217;s D-BAck day in Az or at least phoenix tommorow. Grnated it may seem like i jumped ont he band wagon by doing so but hey, if by gettin that T-shirt lets me wear jeans tommorw I&#8217;m all for it. I hate business casual, okay actually i hate wearing dress pants the shirts i can deal with. The pants on the other are just too damn&#8230;what&#8217;s the word..well not casual at all. makes me wonder where the hell they came up with it being called business casual if the pants aren&#8217;t casual and the shirts well most people wear em with dress pants anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I think i&#8217;m goin to star writing my lil short proses again and posting em here.?So if ur reading this and don&#8217;t know what it is, is kinda like a short story but more or less a short telling of a particular situation or scene really. And yeah most of em are on the adult side of it. 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But my friend Katy sent me another kewl lil somthin. It amazes me she has the time to even email when she&#8217;s in graduate school and plannin her &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/wednesday-november-7-2001-at-0846-pm\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wednesday November 7, 2001 at 08:46 pm<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-82\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/wednesday-november-7-2001-at-0846-pm?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-google-plus-1\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"sharing-google-82\" class=\"share-google-plus-1 sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/wednesday-november-7-2001-at-0846-pm?share=google-plus-1\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Google+\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-82\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/wednesday-november-7-2001-at-0846-pm?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/thoughts\/wednesday-november-7-2001-at-0846-pm?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class='sharedaddy sd-block sd-like jetpack-likes-widget-wrapper jetpack-likes-widget-unloaded' id='like-post-wrapper-1235658-82-69e01a4be5916' data-src='\/\/widgets.wp.com\/likes\/#blog_id=1235658&amp;post_id=82&amp;origin=djmgyx.net&amp;obj_id=1235658-82-69e01a4be5916' data-name='like-post-frame-1235658-82-69e01a4be5916'><h3 class='sd-title'>Like this:<\/h3><div class='likes-widget-placeholder post-likes-widget-placeholder' style='height:55px'><span class='button'><span>Like<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"loading\">Loading...<\/span><\/div><span class='sd-text-color'><\/span><a class='sd-link-color'><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,430],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/djmgyx.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}