Chandler PD
…Fuck em
Yeah i said, so what cried 2 tears in a bucket fuck it…u know the rest
So Jay rolled by the crib, after Jay so me roll past Amado’s and made plans to roll out with Tone, this plan was slightly delayed as I had to make a few phone calls and handle some other business. Anyway after about 30 min Jay and Porno, roll up on Hector and some other guys bike and we begin to head out to meet up with peeps. Now I have no idea how fast Jay and Porno came to my house but I know as we left we were doin maybe 35 down the street, all of a sudden Joe wannabe vet comes out of nowhere swinging a bat at me…a fuckin bat…
…At first I thought he was just wavin his arms like to flag us down for something usually that happens when someone wants to talk bike or whatever, but then i realized his arms was way longer than it should be and shiny, so with that thought i dipped back down to 1st gear and WOT’d down the street well past him and met back upa t amado’s with Jay and Porno.
After we chilled for a minute i realized Jay had my Scorpion helmet and his own kbc helmet, and since no one has helmet latches on their bikes I asked Kevin if he could follow us back to my house so i could drop it of and scoop my IPOD which I had forgotten at home charging. As we came up to the turn onto my street i looked and sure enough it was empty but as we got closer Joe wannabe vet pops his lil head out swinging again. So this time I decide to stop but others had there own agenda. Through the yelling and “fuck you” and “no fuck you” i figure this guy was pissed cuz some of the other riders in the neighborhood have been haulin ass down my road, and apparently one of them almost hit one of his 3 kids.
So I try tellin everyone to shut the hell up and so I can talk cuz i’m the on that lives there and finally get the guys attention and am all WTF, which goes something like this.
I’m tired of your asses flying down my damn street one of you fuckers almost took out my kids
When
Whenever I always see you flying by here I recognize you bike
Oh really and which bike is mine and why the fuck would you come out swinging a god damn bat for I mean what the fuck
oh fuck you the cops are on there way
yeah and so what you still haven’t said when this alleged near child hitting took place
fuck you I was in Iraq
Jay – replied with some sincere gratitude and told the guy he respected that but it was still no reason to try and take a biker out with a bat
Okay great you were in Iraq that still has nothing to do with this
I know you motherfucker, I went to school with you
No you didn’t
yes I did
Then what’s my name, what school did I go to
You went to Horizon
Naw, brah, you got the wrong dude, there’s at least 10 other bikes, and go cart and fuckin go peds around here to be puttin some shit like this on me, you need to check your facts before you come swinging, this ain’t Iraq
(Then some female who was a neighbor or girlfriends came over saying that Joe wanna be vet needed to leave and the cops were on there way, and that she had plates)
Good then we can find out what’s really goin on, cuz last time I checked swingin a bat a is still attempted assault, but since i have a few friedns that actually did serve and are still servin I’ll give Joe wannabe a break on pressing charges, besides I had already been playing with Kid, Dora, and Jorgju today so I can kinda see why he’s pissed.
So finally trying to get some civil talking here and Chandler PD rolls up and i sit on the bike and wait , Hector, who’s already off his ride get told to sit down on the curb along with Joe wannabe and finally me, The peeps in the car are pulled to the other side fo the road. everyone gives up ID’s and then the stories get told.
Joe wannabe, of course tried to milk his vet status and I’m the victim role to the max and I simply stick with what i know is what
I have no idea what his name his and upon after thought i should have gotten it, but for now he is known as TCDB or “The Chandler Douche Bagger”
So what’s going on here Mr Murray.
Well my friends came to pick me up and ….
How did your friends pick you up if your on a bike
Okay my friends came to meet with me and then ride off together
Ah i see and then what,
we came down the street pretty loud but doin maybe 30 35 at most since we were all in 1st or 2nd gear, pretty much lounging weaving getting the tires warm before we hit dobson, when this guy comes swinging with a bat. I thought he was playing stick ball or something so i kind a slowed down but then when i saw how he was holdin the bat and coming at me I swerved out of his way , which was actually my lane as it was in the road and went around him. I slowed down and checked behind me and apparently he was doing the same with my friends so i stopped to see if he was still gunna come or if it was some freak series of occurrences. then we left. We went and met up with my other friends got someone with a car to follow me back here so i could drop off my other helmet and he came out again and this time I stopped as he came up but the people in the car saw it and got out then all the yelling started
So your sayin you didn’t call up some of your friends with bats to come take care of this for you
I’m grown man i can handle anything i need to handle on my own..like i said we were droppin off my helmet..the one in the back seat of his car…
you can just stop now cuz your contradicting everything he’s telling us and what your friends are saying
and just because i’m not saying everything they are means i’m lying , people have their own agendas ya know mine was to drop of my helmet…(at this point TCDB starts to walk off)..whatever(To which point i realized i did have my IPOD and decided to say fuck you in my own lil way and popped in some NIN and lit a smoke and sat back and watched the festivities.
Another cop came over who seemed aight and asked what i was doin , of course i didn’t hear hi until he stood right in front of me and i turned off my IPOD
So who’s impulse riders
just a groups of friends with bikes, there’s only 3 of us left everyone else’s’ rides broke down
So who’s the big boss or the head honcho
no one we jsut came up with the name on impulse one day
(TCDB comes stollin by) yeah I bet you are aren’t ya..you seem to eb the one callin the shots
yeah that’s it
Cool Cop interjects
So you understand why your neighbor is upset right
yeah, but what’s that got to do with a swinging a bat at unarmed rider at 25 or has he says 70 miles an hour gunna solve other than someone goin dona and getting hurt or dying, so you see why I’d be pissed.
well you guys come at us with a bat and we shot, and someone comes at us with a bat and we dip, or stop and find out why he’s comin at us with a bat.
(TCDB returns again)
Someone like that isn’t gunna come at you with a bat for no reason, and why wouldn’t you pull over and call the police, why would you call your homies up to come abck and start trouble.
1st off these are friends yes, but if i wanted to have something like this handle it wouldn’t be done by them, to easy to put back on me. 2nd someone like him obviously doesn’t know much about riders, cuz most riders I know woulda ran his ass over or flipped and pulled on him
Oh i know people like you you think just cuz your on a bike you can do whatever you want
no that’s not it at all, I’m a fairly reasonable person until some dumbass does some dumbshit that directly affects me, then i’ll handle mine
well this is my beat and now you make me wonder i i need to start patrolling this road
fine by me, these 2 other cops that live down the road anyway
But do you understand what we’re sayin
i hear ya, but it doesn’t appear to be working both ways
what do you mean by that
I mean he’s telling you his shit smells like roses and you believe it, I’ve lived hear 5yrs, and have my bike since august of last year not once has he flagged me down saying I’ve been flyin down the street, and I’ve walked my bike down the street plenty of times with no gas, hell i work on my bike in my carport with a radio, in the middle of the day, test ride it down to dobson and back and not once has he ever approached me. So with that in mind it makes me think he doesn’t know me, he just lumps all bikes into one category, there’s 15 other bikes back in this neighbor hood and he’s picking mine out cuz i happen to be riding down the street while h has a bat, yeah seems a little overboard don’t you think
well he says he recognizes you and your bike
really from where and which bikes is mine then
no answers
exactly he somehow can’t seem to tell which one it is
well he says you were a blur, but he knows it was you
wow that’s some good intelligence there
(TCDB comes back again) well he says he’s tried to flag you down a few times but your always goin to fast
hmm, i can see my house from here, I’ve lived there 5 yrs, had my bike since august of 06, if i was that bad, why the hell didn’t he just come knock on my door and say slow the hell down or watch for kids, no he opts for the “lets get a bat option instead”
you don’t seem to be hearing us you were a blur, how could he stop you if you tearing down the street waking people up.
well it’s kinda hard to almost hit a kid if I’m just waking them up, so which is it, and my bike is pretty loud you can hear from here when i start it up so if that were the case why is now the 1st time he’s decided to sit out here and wait for some rider to come by and get swinging a bat at them. if I’m that obnoxious why wouldn’t hear hear my bike and come flag me down before i passed him, ya know make himself seen, instead of jumpin out form behind a car.
you know i don’t see why your talkin about how loud you bike is that has nothing to do with it, if you come down the road and 30-35 or if it’s at 70 how about respecting your neighbors
I respect those that give respect and for someone to try and hit me with a bat doesn’t constitute that
(TCDB comes over again- why won’t this fucker go away i don’t know but I’m sure he’s about to tell me)
You know what i recognize that helmet back there, I’ve seen you flyin around
yeah lots of people have that helmet, it’s one of the most popular ones
yeah but i recognize yours
hmm, interesting
bottom line is this is my beat and that means i gunna be watching you
okay???
and I’m gunna start running radar on this street
good maybe you’ll get the people that are actually speeding through here trying to get back to work after dropping there kids off at the school…and?
So if i see you even going 2 miles over the limits I’m gunna bust your nuts…20 over is criminal…which means we take you in and you can lose you bike
yeah already know that
(hector interjects right when i thought TCDB was finally gunna shut the fuck up)Yeah yall are chandler right, i ran from yall
(both cops) what
(hector) yeah but i already paid my stuff and took care of it
thanks for the input hector, prolly not the best timing tho
TCDB is no focused back on me
so that means if i know you and i know you bike and I’m watching and and ill have no qualms about takin you downtown
I’d expect nothing less
Now get outta here we’re done
Apparently there was another rider who took off, i don’t know who it was but thee entire time they were asking about 2 other riders, to which when i took Tone’s call during this whole ordeal they kept acting like i was talking to the mystery rider who left. So i called Tone back and TCDB yells that if we don’t leave he’ll have us arrested. to which of course i took my time and then headed back towards them asking if i could get my helmet since i had no idea how long they were intending to keep the car held up. but as soon as i asked they let them go.
I’d say all’s well that ended well but i have feeling I’ll be hearing from them again, and most defintaley running into TCDB again, he’s gunnin foe me. It must really piss him off to see a black man in such a nice neighborhood without any warrants or outstanding issues.
needless to say the ride failed, i lost tone and hector and then tone lost hector, and the Tone and i met up and hit up a club called The Door, it was very non-Scottsdale, even though it’s in Scottsdale, and apparently now I’ve got plans for Mardi gras with Met, Becca with a B and Alisa.
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