Wednesday November 7, 2001 at 08:46 pm

Well no weird dreams last night, at least that I can remember. But my friend Katy sent me another kewl lil somthin. It amazes me she has the time to even email when she’s in graduate school and plannin her wedding.

A True Friend:

When you are sad, …I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, …I’ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, …I’ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, …I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, …I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

When you are confused, …I will use little words to explain it to your dumb butt.

When you are sick, …stay away from me until you’re well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

When you fall, …I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

PS A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

Yeah I know it’s from some lil chain letter but it’s still amusing when u erase all that “email to at least…” crap from it.

So what’s goin on huh, well my job is boring as hell…at least the training is. Somehow i got sucked into providing half the class with some programs i have, wihout even offering it to anyone. Well oh well it’s not like i much else to do.

Went shopping on the way home from work to get a DiamondBacks T-shirt since it’s D-BAck day in Az or at least phoenix tommorow. Grnated it may seem like i jumped ont he band wagon by doing so but hey, if by gettin that T-shirt lets me wear jeans tommorw I’m all for it. I hate business casual, okay actually i hate wearing dress pants the shirts i can deal with. The pants on the other are just too damn…what’s the word..well not casual at all. makes me wonder where the hell they came up with it being called business casual if the pants aren’t casual and the shirts well most people wear em with dress pants anyway.

I think i’m goin to star writing my lil short proses again and posting em here.�So if ur reading this and don’t know what it is, is kinda like a short story but more or less a short telling of a particular situation or scene really. And yeah most of em are on the adult side of it. But nothing 2 freaky to warrant and x rating..*L*